I have how I told you guys all the story of the time I dated my optometrist

What what yeah, I was there for that in the room every single time I was there

Did he have like five dogs? I love that that's what you remember. Yeah, he did of course I remember the dog

Okay, well, I guess now yeah, what the fuck? Uh, we're holy shit

Go on

Okay, so once about a time

The year was I don't fucking know as long time ago. It was like right before we started the podcast

I think it was yeah um and um, you know sometimes in life you're just

You know, you're just making heterosexuality work for you and that's all that you can ask for and

You go to the eye doctor

And there's like

Sorry, I just this was very so fucking stupid

I was there. I think there's parts of it. I haven't even don't you oh fuck. Oh now I'm interested. So anyway

I went to the eye doctor. I

Was there I I sat down. There was a tall handsome eye doctor there. He was an optometrist

He looked into my eyes and he must have like seen a sparkle like with his little as we all do when looking into no outside

He was like oh that's cancer

He was like this is a serious problem

No, but like he had a weird he had like a very flirty vibe and like you know at this point it's like

I I can do I can do this like and it's like it feels like a it feels like a TV show

You know, which is much preferable to an actual man who I have to then deal with so

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