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Dames & Dragons 07. Festival of Lights (Part 7)

LegendLark

Pickaxe

Games, Leisure, Fiction, Comedy Fiction

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πŸ—“οΈ 27 February 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

As the old saying goes: when life gives you a bathroom, turn it into a devastating hole in the floor. This week on Dames and Dragons, the Guardians check on their party friends, lie to another attendant, and seek help from the Greater Beasts. Fran is a rude daughter. Laika is a bus driver. Corbin is an ant. πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸ’¨ βœ‚οΈ Arc 1 Outtakes & Extras βœ‚οΈ ⁠ 🌎 WEBSITE: legendlark.com πŸ”’ PATREON: patreon.com/legendlark⁠ πŸ›’ STORE: legendlark.store⁠ 🎢 SOUNDTRACK: noelshiri.bandcamp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hi there. Welcome to Dames and Dragons, a fifth edition actual play podcast with our lovely all lady cast. I am Cat. I am a true neutral human druid slash sorcerer two levels in each

0:15.0

I'm Noel and I'm a lawful good human paladin at the fourth level

0:20.0

I am Sophia and I am a neutral good known paladin third level and Caitlin I'm a human

0:28.0

fart first level but I know a lot of cantrips. I know the hot brown dump. I know the silent

0:38.9

but deadly. I know what other types of farts even are there anyway

0:44.8

so the reason we're talking about this is that

0:48.8

cat send us all a link to a quiz that decides what kind of D&D character you are based on your personality and

0:55.5

Caitlin never took it.

0:56.9

So she's a human fart.

0:59.9

Level 0.

1:01.3

I level one.

1:03.0

You gotta have something in there.

1:05.0

Negative two.

1:06.0

You gotta have something every time you speak.

1:08.0

Every time you speak I'm taking a level away.

1:11.0

Negative four.

1:12.0

No, you guys.

1:14.0

No, let's be real.

1:15.0

Okay.

1:16.0

So, hi, I'm Kat, I'm your dungeon master.

1:19.0

I'm Noel and I play Fran who is a Janasi wizard. I am I am Sophia and I play a Janassi wizard.

1:24.0

I am Sophia and I play a robot

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