Hold on I have to like position myself better because I'm going to bump the table to come.

Honestly, Caitlin, you need a new piece of paper.

What?

And yours has a dog on it.

No, this is fine. I write small.

Caitlin, I got a fresh meat one.

Please don't take the penis dog away from me.

Let's just get started.

You can't take the penis dog for me.

You know for that song?

Yeah, I remember that song.

Exactly.

Yes, of course, the penis dog song. How could I have ever forgotten?

Well, I think we reported our intro.

No, no, no. I think it needs to start with Caitlin saying the penis dog.

Yeah, make it start with that.

Pines dog.

I'm just putting it up.

Great start.

Okay, so here is the dandy. Oh, Hello, uh, welcome to Dames and Dragons, our fifth edition actual play podcast my name is cat I am your

dungeon master I'm no well and I play fran water sol genoccy wizard uh... i am Caitlin and I play Corbin who is a human druid. I am

Sophia and I play Lika who is a Tiefling paladin.

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