Daleks at the Palace, Speeding Scooters, and Ding Dong Mixed Nuts

Johnny Vaughan On Radio X Podcast

Radio X

Comedy

4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week, money-saving mutt Frugal Dougal returned at the end of the financial year, the Gang offered up some unexpected Royal guests, and Gav fell victim to the mind-games of a hungry genius.

Hear Johnny on Radio X every weekday at 4pm across the UK on digital radio, 104.9FM in London, 97.7 FM in Manchester, on Global Player or via www.radiox.co.uk.

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0:00.0	3pm, Sammy. You're coming for a quick siggy? Oh, okay. Um, hmm, I really shouldn't.
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0:31.2	I'm home! Week done.
0:34.6	Watch this.
0:36.2	Why are you snapping a Kit Kat sharing bar in my face?
0:39.1	I'm snapping out of work mode. Get it?
0:42.9	What?
0:43.6	Never mind.
0:45.1	Give me a bit then.
0:47.8	Mmm.
0:48.5	Yeah? New cookie dough flavour.
0:50.5	One of these chocolatey swery bits here?
0:52.4	They're delicious. That's what?
0:54.5	Snap into the evening with a Kit Kat sharing bar.
0:58.1	Have a break. Have a Kit Kat.
1:02.2	This is a Global Player Original podcast.
1:06.5	Johnny Vaughan's 4-7-T-Thang.
1:09.2	Brady OX. Welcome to the 4-Til 7thang podcast, Sun to C, right there, Suns Hello. Gab's here, right, Gav. Hi, Jackie Shepardt's here, right, Jackie. Hello. I'm still chuckling from the conversation we have with the sixth member of our team, your mum. Yeah, she was great, wasn't she? I thought she's a bit rude, actually.
1:28.8	No, I didn't.
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