Dale Ate Dog Food & Signs from the Universe

The Dale Jr. Download

Dirty Mo Media & SiriusXM

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4.8 • 9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the last Bless Your 'Hardt of 2025! This week, Dale and Amy cover all the chaos, laughs, and life updates that come with the holidays. From gift prep to family shenanigans, nothing is off limits. They talk about why Christmas feels like the Super Bowl for moms, with gift chaos, wrapping stations, and the planning it takes to make sure every niece, nephew, and cousin gets the right thing, while dads just play video games. Plus, a wild story from the road about a truck flip as a teen, narrowly avoiding disaster, and the lessons about distracted driving, universe-sized signs, and staying present that came from it. On top of that, they share smaller, hilarious moments, like Dale accidentally eating dog food, holiday car decorations that make everyone question humanity, and the kids building chaotic gift “trains” while Dale and Amy try to keep up. It’s a holiday episode full of laughs, life lessons, and real family moments, all wrapped up in the chaos and joy of the season.

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0:00.0	If it's too good, they shit on the floor.
0:01.7	They can't have, they can't taste that good. It messes their bellies up. If it's too good, it's on the floor. Yeah. If it's got ingredients in it that make it taste too good, then it'll end up. Then they're like, man, I'm going to be on the floor. This is pretty good. What's the hell? I don't know if the thought process works quite like yours. Make sure that dog food ain't too good.
0:23.5	Mother's shit on the floor. What's the hell? I don't know if the thought process works quite like yours.
0:21.4	Make sure that dog food ain't too good.
0:23.5	It's a shit on the floor.
0:25.6	Oh, my God.
0:28.9	The following is a production of Dirty Mo Media.
0:33.2	Oh, yeah, this is what it's going to be, girl.
0:35.0	If we're going to hang out.
0:36.6	Open a bunch of jars.
0:37.7	You've got big strong hands.
0:42.0	Are you suffering from high craft?
0:45.2	I'm working.
0:46.2	Working that mouth.
0:48.3	Hey, everybody.
1:00.8	Dale and I are in the studios today for another round of Bless Your Heart, a Christmas edition, if you will.
1:03.7	We're excited to chit-chat and let you know what's been going on.
1:04.3	Let's get started.
1:08.0	First thing we're going to talk about, of course, is the drink of the week, presented by High Rock Vodka.
1:14.2	And today's drink is Jolly Juice or the Apple Ginger Punch.
1:15.8	Jolly juice sounds great.
1:16.0	Yeah.
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