We are the one, two, three, star losers!

What up everybody, I am Lunchbox, I know the most about sports, so I give you the sports

facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

What up y'all, it is Sizzin' I'm from the North, I'm an alpha male, I love this shotgun

white claws at the bar, but I haven't been to a bar in five months, because I am practicing

a thing called social distancing during this quarantine. Also wearing a mask, I've been

on the west side with Baser whenever I'm in the condo, that's when I remove the mask.

Okay, over to you, Eddie.

Alright, yeah, what's all I'm Eddie, and I'm stuck in quarantine because I may have corona,

but I don't know that corona, so I've been here for what, four or five days, and until I get a test,

I'm not leaving my room. Day he updated the intro now with a coronavirus clarification.

Let's give him an idea what they're dealing with.

Oh man, that doesn't mean such a weird thing, I can't believe you had to wait so long.

Yeah, what did they tell you as soon as I took the test, they're like heads up, it's gonna be five to

seven day wait. Oh, I told me 48 hours. So here's the deal, my fiance, so she's a manager at an

office, and they had one employee that it took almost two weeks to get the test back. We got ours

within 48 hours, it might have even been closer to a day. So the fact that there's that kind of a

discrepancy makes no sense, but so there you go. Maybe it's like depending on where you go,

I mean, we went to Nissan Stadium, dog. Did you pay for your? No, ours was totally free. It's one

of the few things where you go see a medical professional and you don't pay a dollar. So if you

haven't gotten what that's weird to be mine was $150. What? Yeah, you paid out your pocket, you paid

for the coronavirus test. Yeah. Are you, did you go down a back alley to get this done? Oh,

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