What you're about to hear is our daily wire backstage event performed live in front of a packed audience of thousands at the Terrace Theater in Long Beach, California.

I think you'll really enjoy it. You're going to hear us talk about everything from politics to religion.

You're going to hear me talk at length about how terrible Michael Moles is.

I think you'll get a kick out of it.

We were also able to answer some fantastic questions from the crowd.

Enjoy.

Fake laugh in three, two, one. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Well, hello everybody, and welcome to the Daily Wire backstage live.

What's in the news?

There is a dark psychic force that has taken over the news cycle, and it has also

given us the possibility of our next president, Marianne Williamson, the Orb Gang. I know.

She's great. I like to think that this is testimony to the greatness of our president that he has

ended news. He's just gotten so much right.

He did just destroy the fake news media.

I know that's, I know Ben thinks that.

Before he go too far in this direction, I hate to break it to you, but the president basically decided that we're going to war with Greenland.

And it's about damn time. Ben, those poor oppressed people in Greenland, they can't own their own real estate.

They are oppressed by a Danish tyranny.

We need shock and awe.

We need boots on the ground.

And we need to make Greenland great again.

It's what the people want. Greenland Great Again.

It's what the people won. I'll admit it wasn't what I was seeing when President Trump was elected.

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