What you're about to hear is our daily wire backstage event performed live in front of a packed house at the terrorist theater in Long Beach, California.

It was a terrific night. I got to meet hundreds of people who come out and we had such a good time.

There were great questions from the audience and it was just a fabulous night with a lot of cigars and a lot of booze.

And less important than that, some really good topics discussed. So I hope you enjoy it. Check it out and enjoy.

Bakelap in 3, 2, 1.

Well hello everybody and welcome to the daily wire backstage live.

What's in the news?

There is a dark psychic force that has taken over the news cycle and it has also given us the possibility of our next president, Mary and Williamson, the orb gay.

I know, she's great.

I like to think that this is testimony to the greatness of our president that he has ended news.

He's just gotten so much right.

He destroyed the fake news.

I know Ben thinks that.

Before he goes too far in this direction.

I hate to break it to you, but the president basically decided that we're going to war with Greenland.

And it's about damn time.

Those poor oppressed people in Greenland, they can't own their own real estate.

They are oppressed by a Danish tyranny. We need shock and awe.

We need boots on the ground.

And we need to make Greenland great again.

It's what the people want.

I admit it wasn't what I was seeing when President Trump was elected.

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