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DAILY SHOW: Suck Your Friend’s Nipples While They’re Here | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network

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4.93.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2026

⏱️ 171 minutes

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Summary

The weather people said “possible severe storms,” but the gang heard “excellent opportunity for emotional overreaction and questionable survival strategies.” So naturally this episode spirals immediately into hail panic, DIY windshield protection, moving blankets, yoga mats, garage envy, and Moon confidently explaining fake science about why breath mints secretly betray humanity.

Rizz kicks things off by warning the entire St. Louis area about incoming storms that may or may not destroy every car parked outside. Which immediately leads to a debate about how far someone should realistically go to protect their vehicle from hail. Public parking garages? Acceptable. Moving blankets? Smart. Covering your Jeep with yoga mats and positive thinking? Apparently also acceptable. Meanwhile, Lern suggests simply sacrificing one vehicle entirely because “that sounds like a new car problem,” which honestly might be the most financially irresponsible thing said all morning — and that’s really saying something for this crew.

The conversation somehow gets even more chaotic once Point Fest enters the discussion. The gang relives the stress of setting up a massive outdoor festival while storms rolled through, stages leaked, bands questioned whether electrocution was part of the performance package, and Tommy the boss basically responded with, “Then don’t play.” Very comforting leadership. Truly inspiring stuff.

There’s also a backstage breakdown of the annual Point Fest meet-and-greet chaos where listeners, roadies, bands, security guards, and random sleeveless radio hosts all blended together into one giant rain-soaked rock festival fever dream. Rizz and Moon proudly explain why they went sleeveless all day like two divorced dads trying to win a jet ski raffle, while Lern somehow manages to roast everybody involved without breaking a sweat.

Things escalate even further when the crew discusses Wolfgang Van Halen showing up to an interview with full “please don’t talk to me” body language. Hood up. Arms crossed. Total lockdown mode. Which, naturally, Rizz interpreted as a personal challenge. Against all odds, he actually got Wolfgang laughing by the end of the interview and managed to avoid bringing up Eddie Van Halen entirely — a broadcasting miracle roughly equivalent to landing a plane during a tornado.

Meanwhile, Moon casually drops one of the most convincing fake facts in show history by claiming mints actually make your breath worse because they “kill the good bacteria.” Nobody questions it. Everybody believes it. Even Moon admits he has absolutely no idea whether it’s true. This is how misinformation spreads, folks. Not through the internet. Through dudes standing backstage at Point Fest with pockets full of Icebreakers.

The episode also features debates about mysterious concert announcements, suspicious plus-sign logos, listener encounters, artist interviews, backstage weirdness, and the eternal realization that every adult eventually reaches a point where they need to sit in silence in their car while listening to emotionally supportive music.

If you’re looking for a daily comedy show packed with weird news, hilarious fails, celebrity interviews, St. Louis chaos, festival stories, sarcastic humor, and the exact kind of conversations that make you laugh while questioning society at the same time, this episode absolutely delivers.

This daily comedy show also proves once again that no matter how bad the weather gets, the crew will still somehow spend most of the episode arguing about mints, sleeves, and concert clues instead of preparing responsibly.

And honestly? That’s probably why this daily comedy show keeps surviving.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:07.5

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What's that? Simple. It's

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0:27.5

to put you in the driver's seat on every repair. You get to see what the taxi. Full trust,

0:33.2

full transparency. And Dobbs offers the fixed forever warranty, which guarantees the parts and labor

0:39.3

on their auto service for as long as you own your car. That's not something you could get just

0:44.1

anywhere. Whatever you drive, do yourself a favor, bring it to Dobbs. They've got locations all over

0:49.7

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victoraminshealth.com. All right, St. Louis, Real Talk. After those storms last year, my roof was a disaster, and I didn't want the headache. So I called the happy roof company, and I couldn't be happier. Because, yeah, a roof job is loud, it's chaotic, and they were on it. They didn't just drop off a crew and disappear. Communication was tight the whole way. And the biggest thing, they helped me handle all the insurance company stuff. That alone saved me a ton of time and a ton of frustration. Now the roof looks gorgeous, clean lines, solid workmanship, high-end materials. It looks like it belongs on the house, not some

2:36.0

patch and prey repair. And they back shingle roofs with a 10-year labor warranty. If you've got

2:41.9

storm damage, leaks, or an older roof, make Happy Roof Company your first call. Tell me you heard

2:47.8

about it on the race show. Go to the happyroof.com, the happyroof.com, or call 314-665-301.

2:57.3

That's 314-665-3001, the Happy Roof Co.

3:02.5

Because who doesn't want a happy ending?

3:18.7

Yeah. doesn't want a happy ending. The Rizzuto Show podcast, powered by Dobbs.

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