Daily Show Spotlight: Michael Kosta

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Daily News, Comedy, News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2023

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Daily Show correspondent Michael Kosta is an expert at saying he's an expert. He takes his expertise to the NYC streets to talk about current events. Also, Kosta helps us learn more about the anatomy of the clitoris and vasectomy procedures. Be sure to catch Kosta hosting The Daily Show, all new, tomorrow! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:09.0	People are stupid, but I'm not.
0:12.0	That's why I'm the daily show's expert on whatever they need me to be.
0:17.0	Science stuff.
0:18.0	I stopped showing up to school entirely.
0:20.0	I never graduated.
0:21.0	Weather stuff.
0:23.0	The Great Lakes, Michigan, Erie, Superior, Huron, even that other one.
0:28.0	Especially chart stuff.
0:30.0	Very sensitive area right in the middle.
0:36.0	My dad always said, if you're holding a clipboard, people will believe anything.
0:41.0	And I know it's true, because when he told me that, he was holding a clipboard.
0:45.0	So when the daily show needs an expert, they turn to me.
0:50.0	Dr. Michael Cluster.
0:52.0	Michael, we've been over this dude. You don't have a PhD.
0:55.0	Don't listen to that guy. He's not a doctor.
0:57.0	What's important is that you can trust me to get you the facts.
1:01.0	The biased truth.
1:03.0	The unbiased truth.
1:05.0	The unbiased truth. Sure. I don't know. You're the expert.
1:09.0	Here at the show, we pay a lot of attention to what's going on in the news.
1:13.0	But how much are the people right outside our studio following along?
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