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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2026
⏱️ 165 minutes
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Summary
The Rizzuto Show returns with another completely unhinged episode packed with heroic swamp justice, emotional damage, celebrity chaos, and enough playground nostalgia to make you smell cafeteria pizza again. This comedy podcast starts strong with the crew preparing for Pointfest weekend before immediately derailing into one of the greatest fake award ceremonies in show history: the official presentation of the first-ever Swamp Justice Medal of Freedom.
After a St. Louis Cardinals fan bravely stepped in during a dangerous moment at Busch Stadium, the show decides the man deserves recognition the mainstream media apparently refused to provide. Naturally, this turns into a fully orchestrated patriotic tribute involving dramatic speeches, fake medals, Midwestern heroism, and several moments that somehow feel both sincere and completely ridiculous at the same time. Honestly, it might be the proudest moment in modern broadcasting. Or the dumbest. Hard to tell anymore.
Then things somehow become even more unstable.
Rafe discovers that Reba McEntire is engaged and reacts with the emotional maturity of a raccoon trapped inside a fireworks store. What follows is one of the most absurd comedy bits in recent memory as he describes crashing Reba’s future wedding disguised as a corn dog vendor while professing his undying love in front of longhorn cattle, miniature donkeys, and deeply uncomfortable wedding guests. If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if romantic fan fiction collided with state fair cuisine, this comedy podcast has your answer.
The crew also debates the saddest movie deaths of all time and accidentally turns the studio into a trauma support group. From Bing Bong and Mufasa to Armageddon, The Green Mile, Forrest Gump, Logan, and My Girl, absolutely nobody escapes emotional devastation. Moon somehow tries to sneak Jesus Christ into the conversation, which honestly feels very on-brand at this point.
Elsewhere in the episode:
- Mini Kiss stories somehow dominate an entire segment
- Air Supply accidentally catches strays
- The internet invents “ball maxing” because society is collapsing in real time
- Horse fart audio becomes a legitimate discussion topic
- The gang debates recess, playground politics, and old-school childhood games
- Rafe reveals he was elite at Double Dutch before toxic masculinity stole his dreams
- Everybody collectively realizes recess may have been the only thing keeping America functional
This comedy podcast continues delivering the exact mix of sarcastic humor, pop culture nonsense, emotional overreactions, and St. Louis chaos that somehow keeps this whole thing running. Whether it’s celebrity gossip, weird news, childhood trauma, or a grown man yelling “GET YOUR CORN DOG, REBA” into a microphone, The Rizzuto Show remains your trusted source for daily entertainment and complete nonsense.
If you love funny podcasts, weird stories, sarcastic humor, celebrity fails, daily comedy, or hearing adults emotionally unravel over fictional characters and carnival food, welcome home.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Riz here for Dobbs Tire and Auto Center. So we all know Dobbs, they've been a St. Louis institution since 1976. |
| 0:07.5 | We all know they're the place with the best new tire prices in town, and that's guaranteed. |
| 0:12.7 | What you might not know is that they send you a complementary digital vehicle condition report every time you come in for service or tires. |
| 0:20.5 | What's that? Simple. It's |
| 0:22.1 | photos, videos, and expert advice you could trust to keep you rolling. It's sent right to your phone |
| 0:27.5 | to put you in the driver's seat on every repair. You get to see what the taxi. Full trust, |
| 0:33.2 | full transparency. And Dobbs offers the fixed forever warranty, which guarantees the parts and labor |
| 0:39.3 | on their auto service for as long as you own your car. That's not something you could get just |
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| 0:49.7 | town staffed with expert techs who can take care of all your vehicles. |
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| 1:17.1 | Everybody talked about it since I first moved to Oregon. The big one, the earthquake that |
| 1:22.7 | trashed the whole West Coast, total destruction. Officially calling it the largest natural disaster in American history. |
| 1:29.7 | I just didn't know what would help me next. |
| 1:32.0 | So I took it all. |
| 1:33.4 | Even the gun. |
| 1:35.0 | It was time. |
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