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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 170 minutes
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Summary
Jimmy Griffin from Hard Promises stops by the studio and immediately reminds everyone why musicians are somehow both incredibly cool and unbelievably chaotic at the exact same time. The guy forgot his guitar, may or may not accidentally create a hit song if one enters his house, and somehow still walks in cooler than the rest of us combined. Meanwhile, the crew spirals into conversations about Pageant memories, signed station guitars, and why every musician in St. Louis apparently has emotional support gear hanging somewhere nearby.
Then the show completely derails — as all respectable comedy podcasts should.
Rafe finally gives in and visits Stretch You after years of hearing about it, and honestly? He comes back sounding spiritually reborn. The gang breaks down the entire stretching process in disturbing detail, including glute work, Theragun deployment, and a conversation about coccyx injuries nobody asked for but everybody somehow contributed to anyway. If you’ve ever wanted a funny podcast where grown adults passionately discuss hamstrings before 8am, congratulations, this is your moment.
Lern introduces the show to the concept of luxury “head spas,” which somehow sounds both relaxing and deeply suspicious at the same time. Moon continues battling his personal war against St. Louis weather patterns. Rafe becomes emotionally attached to magnolia blooms like a retired southern grandmother named Cheryl. King Scott enters his future dad era while everyone gives terrible crib-building advice. And somewhere in the middle of all this, the crew debates whether spring even exists anymore or if Missouri just skips directly from freezing rain to swamp humidity.
This episode has everything:
- Jimmy Griffin stories
- Tom Petty talk
- Signed rock memorabilia
- Weird wellness trends
- Midwestern weather rage
- Stretching science
- Furniture moving politics
- Accidental emotional support magnolias
- Peak St. Louis nonsense
It’s the exact type of sarcastic, weirdly heartfelt, chaotic funny podcast you expect from The Rizzuto Show. Whether you’re listening at work, driving through STL traffic, or questioning why adults willingly pay to be professionally stretched like pizza dough, this funny podcast has your back.
Because at the end of the day, no one delivers daily Midwest nonsense, music stories, and completely unnecessary debates quite like this funny podcast from The Rizzuto Show crew.
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