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The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 162 minutes
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Summary
If you came here for a normal episode of a comedy podcast, congratulations—you’re in the wrong place. But also, somehow, exactly where you need to be.
This episode kicks off the way most of ours do: questionable decisions, mild confusion, and revisiting the time we thought it was a great idea to bring monkeys into a professional radio studio. (Spoiler: it was… and also absolutely not.) From there, we spiral into why we’re apparently no longer welcome at certain award shows—something about “sending farts as submissions” allegedly doesn’t scream professionalism.
But then things take a turn—in a good way.
We’re joined by Texan from Swing Along Monkey Rescue and Chris from Thin Line Retreat, who are teaming up to create something genuinely incredible: a space where veterans, first responders, and frontline workers can come together to heal from PTSD. And yes, part of that healing involves monkeys. Real ones. Not the ones running this show (though honestly, same energy).
They break down how animal therapy—especially with highly interactive animals like monkeys—can help break through emotional walls, reduce stress, and create real human connection. We’re talking about a reported 82% reduction in PTSD symptoms with animal-assisted therapy, which is wild considering most of us can’t even reduce our stress by switching coffee brands.
What makes this episode hit differently is the balance. One minute we’re cracking jokes about monkeys stealing the spotlight, and the next we’re hearing powerful stories about trauma, resilience, and building something meaningful out of chaos. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s still very much a comedy podcast, because apparently that’s how we process everything.
So yeah—this one’s got everything: laughs, heart, monkeys, mild controversy, and just enough emotional depth to make you question your life choices… but in a fun way.
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