You did it. We all did it. Everyone sprinted through the finish line and we delivered the most epic ass kicking to Kamala.

The Democrats have seen since the 1980s all over the country, left coast to right coast, east coast to west coast, north to south,

we are the champions. Donald Trump did it. He survived an assassination attempt, two of them.

He survived bankruptcy attempts. He survived in attempts to imprison him for the rest of his life.

And last night culminated the greatest American political comeback, I believe, in history.

Just an incredible night. One of the best nights of my life.

The only thing that could have made it better was some potassium cream brule.

But,

Buck,

I am still walking on air.

Now, to be fair to everybody,

if I get even more names wrong or pronounce things wrong or my grammar's even off,

I have only slept for two and a half hours.

I was out on Broadway last night in Nashville at Kid Rocks for the close for the conclusion.

Let me play that for everybody.

Fox News, we were all chanting, just go ahead and call Alaska because it was at 267.

The decision was made.

Fox News made the first call that Trump had won the presidency.

This is what it sounded like.

I hope you all weren't in bed yet, but my goodness, it sounded sweet.

Here it was.

She's done.

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