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And I came out and this lad was like, yes, yes, yes.

And I was like, are you all right?

And he was like, I've been saying all the way here that I wanted you

and he'd come from Middlesbrough. Hello and welcome back to on the sofa with me Jappy Shepard of Mr.

Ben Prize tonight we're talking all things.

Solev big brother with our friend and co-host, Coulson Smith is still currently in the house.

Bit of a dance squib that episode.

I tell you what, I'm struggling here. We needed more. I mean you're

only as good as your material but my goodness popping some balloons. I mean if

Fern didn't fall over and deck it. They had

fuck all. If Fern hadn't decked it into the three-piece

sweep we wouldn't have had any dicked it to talk about. Yeah into the into the sofa of cushions. about any

the game to talk about it. Yeah into the sofa of cushions. I mean what was the rush off to A&E?

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