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A couple of weeks ago, we had an extended bidet conversation.

Yes, we did.

And home product company Brondell, which sells various types of bidet toilet seats and attachments, has seen an increase in sales over the past few days.

The company spokesperson, Daniel Lally, tells Business Insider that they're selling a bidet on Amazon every two minutes or about 1,000 units per day.

He says the company earned $100,000 in one day this week through Amazon sales, an exponential

increase over an average day.

Unbelievable.

And this is obviously from the coronavirus and the mass flooding to buy as much toilet as much toilet paper as you can get your hands on.

I found this hilarious.

Now, I've been at home for a week, so I was kind of watching some of this stuff from afar.

And when I saw the great toilet paper, you know, mass purchase, I found it kind of funny, to be honest.

But it did lead me to a thought as I was sitting on the pot day before yesterday.

I'm looking around and I go, okay, if I had to, if I was completely out of toilet paper, what around here would I use is a substitute to wipe my ass with? What's the packing order? Things that aren't made for wiping your ass. I know what would be my first go-to, moistened paper towel. Okay, so let's say all that's gone. Disposable paper products. Oh. So napkins. Curtains.

Well, that's what I was wondering.

Well, either that or because you hear if it would,

would I take an old magazine?

Oh, God.

Newspaper.

Why would you not take unpaired socks first?

Well, maybe, but hang on.

I just wanted to think of these things.

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