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Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Daily Horoscopes: September 5th, 2025

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

News, Comedy, Music History, Music, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Here are your daily horoscopes for September 5th, 2025.

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:04.2

I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different.

0:08.0

What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?

0:12.2

Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story.

0:18.8

Does anyone know what show they've come to see? It's a story.

0:23.3

It's about the scariest night of my life. This is Wisecrack, available now. Listen to Wisecrack on

0:30.3

the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Friday, producer Sam, who are you doing I'm with? I'm doing them with Gandhi because yay, she's back in New York. Yay! Okay. Let's go. All right, if you celebrate today, September 5th, you are celebrating with Michael Keaton and director Dennis Dugan. Yes. Okay. Virgo, you are ready to focus on a task you've been avoiding, so get it done and feel so much better. Your day is a 10. Libra, the balance you're seeking isn't external. It just feels that way. It starts within. Your days a seven. Scorpio, power doesn't have to be loud. Sometimes it's in the choice to withdraw. Your day's a nine. Hey, Sagittarius, your desire for freedom is pulling you towards something new. Trust that instinct. Your days a nine. Capricorn, you've been hyper-focused on others. Today, focus on yourself without guilt. Your days an eight. Aquarius, your particularity is not a quirk, it's a gift. Don't let others make you feel badly about it. Your days of five. Pisces,

1:28.2

your dreams are louder than your doubts today. Tune out the wrong voices. Your day is a seven. Aries, that perfect moment does not exist. You got to take that next step anyway and just figure it out later. Your day's a six. Taurus, your comfort zone is getting too small, so time to get out of it and let yourself bloom.

1:24.5

Your day's an eight.

1:25.2

Ooh, Gemini, someone's jokes might feel chaotic, but one, comfort zone is getting too small. So time to get out of it and let yourself bloom. Your days

1:44.5

an eight. Ooh, Gemini, someone's jokes might feel chaotic, but one holds a truth you have to hear.

1:50.1

Your days in eight. Cancer, your energy is stronger when you protect it. So don't let everyone have

1:54.5

access. Your days of six. And finally, Leo, do not confuse ego with essence. Let yourself shine

2:00.2

in the truest sense this weekend.

2:02.0

Your days a nine, and those are your Friday morning horoscopes.

2:04.4

I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different.

2:07.8

What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?

2:12.0

Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story.

2:19.0

Does anyone know what show they've come to see? It's a story. It's about the scariest night of my life.

2:25.1

This is Wisecrack, available now.

2:28.9

Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

2:34.0

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