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Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Producer Sam, who are you doing your horoscopes for?

I'd love to do that with you today, Elvis.

Me? Please.

All right then. Oh, I would love to go to this birthday party.

If today's your birthday, you celebrate with Tyga, Jody Foster, Adam Driver, Meg Ryan, and I love her, Allison Janney.

That's a fun party.

Is it Janney?

Yeah.

I want to go to that party.

All right, Scorpio, loosen your grip.

Control is your go, but... Okay. Scorpio, loosen your grip. Control is your go, but... Okay. Scorpio, loosen your grip. Control is your...

You know how you can tell the AI wrote this? It has dashes everywhere. I read the dashes all the time.

Well, dashes aren't good. Okay, Scorpio, loosen your grip, control is your go-to, but you need a little

more freedom. Your days of seven. Sagittarius, an old friend could offer new insight, so hear them out before you deflect. Your days in eight. Yo, Capricorn, you're quieter than usual, but that's because you're busy rewriting your blueprint. Your days of six. Hey, Aquarius, the universe is handing you an unexpected win. Celebrate it without over-explaining. Your days a nine. Pisces, you're drawn to something mysterious today. Follow it, even if you don't understand why. Ooh, I love that. Your days of five. Aries, you're stronger than your self-doubt, but you keep forgetting to prove it to yourself. Your days is six. Hey, Taurus, someone from your past is reappearing. This time,

you hold the power. Your days a nine. Gemini, someone from your past is thinking about you,

and you might feel that energy a little bit more than you realize. Your days an eight.

Hey, cancer, someone's finally matching your effort. Let them. You don't always have to lead.

Your day's a 10. Leo, make sure your story has depth. You don't always have to lead. Your days at 10.

Leo, make sure your story has depth. You're already radiating main character energy.

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