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Your Daily Horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Let's get into the horoscopes.

Producer Sam, who are you doing them with?

I'm going to do them with Scary and his very cutesy salmon sweater.

Oh, a salmon.

It smells like salmon or it looks like salmon?

Both.

I mean, it looks like salmon. Both. I mean, it looks like salmon.

On both. Your sweater is trying to spawn.

Oh, look at that. It's nice. It's a nude. It's a nude color. Oh, yay.

Nude who? I'm just saying. It comes up nude on camera. If it's your birthday today, happy birthday.

You're nude on camera? Did you just say that? No, it comes across as nude on camera if it's your birthday today happy birthday you're nude on camera do you just say that no it comes across as nude on camera if you look at this on

camera today yeah yeah yeah oh you do look nude yeah people like a nude white guy yeah

yeah exactly okay yeah pretty much with without let's do this well what are you

wait for let's go well here we go well happy birthday to you. If it's your birthday.

You share it with Rachel McAdams, Danny DeVito, Rupol, Martin Scorsese, and Leslie Bibb. Scorpio, you've been quietly stargazing. Now it's time to act like you own the room. Your days of nine. Skier, the word is strategizing, and it's spelled correctly.

That's stargazing.

It says straight gazing.

It's strategizing.

It's strategizing and it's spelled correctly. What did he say? It says straight gazing. It's strategizing. S-T-R-A-T-E-G-I-Z-I-N-G. Yep. Straight. All right. Good job, buddy. Okay. Erase. Okay, maybe read it again. Okay. Can we do this again? Go, go, go. You've been quietly strategizing. Now it's time to act like you own the room. Your days of nine. Sagittarius, a conversation you've been dreading will actually bring unexpected relief. Your days in eight. Capricorn, you're craving peace, but that doesn't mean hiding from chaos. Learn to stand still in it. Your days of seven. Aquarius, don't downplay your brilliance just to keep others comfortable. Let them squint. Your days in eight. Pisces, you're seeing through someone's charm. No, no, no. That was squirt. Let them squirt. The queen say that. You guys are all off today. Go ahead. New shirt. Let's go. The Pisces you're seeing through someone's charm faster than they expected. Trust that instinct. Your days of five. Aries, someone you wrote off is about to prove you wrong. Stay open but not unguarded. Your days an eight. Taurus, your patience is paying off in ways others can't see yet. Keep your cards close. Your days of seven. Uh, Gemini, you might be feeling restless because your next era is already tapping. So make that first move. Your days a nine. Cancer, the past keeps calling, but you're comfortable letting it go to voicemail. Your days of six. Leo, Spotlight comes and goes, but shoe power stays lit even when no one's watching.

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