This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. All right, so Z100's very own Kiana and our very own diamond. Yeah, I'm having a panic attack. She doesn't like reading out loud. She hates her nervous. She hates doing these. All right. Keanu, you're our special guest. You go first.

All right.

So am I starting with Taurus here?

I listen to these every morning.

You think I would know how these works.

You have to say happy birthday to the people that's birthday.

Yeah.

Okay.

So we have our celebrity birthdays.

Great first song choice, by the way.

Share and Buster Rhymes. Yay! What a party, huh?

All right, go right ahead.

All right, tourists, you randomly start reorganizing something and it turns into a full reset.

This was much needed.

Your day is an eight.

Okay.

Jim and I, you open your phone to do one thing and end up everywhere else.

What?

Hours go by fast today if you don't catch yourself. Your day is a seven. Cancer, if someone drops a comment that sits with you longer than

expected, it's not bad, just real. Take it as information. Take it as information. Your day is an

eight. Leo, something with money or spending needs a second look.

It's not a no. It's just a thing.

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