Daily Horoscopes: March 16th, 2026

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🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Here are your daily horoscopes for March 16th, 2026.

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0:00.0	This is an I Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:22.1	Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Who are you doing your horoscopes with? I'm obsessed with Danielle's card again today. I would love to do them with her. It looks like orange sherbet. It is. And it's so soft. You just feel how soft it is. Cute. I can't touch it. It's so soft. You have to come over. By the way, it is Sherbet, not Sherbert.
0:22.5	Sherbert.
0:23.5	Really?
0:22.1	It is. It's so soft. You just feel how soft it is. Cute. I can't touch it. It's so soft. You have to come over. By the way, it is Sherbet, not Sherbert.
0:22.5	Sherbert.
0:23.6	Sherbert.
0:25.0	It is, it's Sherbet.
0:25.5	All right. Sherbet.
0:26.0	Has it spelled? E-R-T, I don't know. It's not. But, but we all say Sherbert. Yeah, I say Sherbert.
0:33.0	We all say Sherbert, but we are all...
0:34.6	B-E-R-B-E-T.
0:36.5	Sherbet. Sherbet.
0:37.0	Sherbert.
0:37.9	Sherbert.
0:38.3	Sherbert sounds like someone's name.
0:39.6	It sounds like something a frog does.
0:41.0	Sherbet. No. Sherbert.
0:38.3	Sherbert. Sherbert sounds like someone's name.
0:39.6	It sounds like a frog does.
0:41.0	Sherbet.
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