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Guaranteed Human. Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Let's do horoscopes. Yes. Is it me, really? Please. All right, if it's your birthday today, you celebrate with Regina Hall. Jennifer Connolly, love her, Donnie Warwick. Donnie Warwick. Dion. Dion.? Deon. It says Donnie. Oops. And Bill Knighty. Who's Bill Knighty? Oh, you've seen him. From the actor from Love Actually that does love is all. Okay. Okay. Well, other than Jennifer Connolly, kind of a name day for birthday. And Gandhi's is tomorrow, so does it count?

Hey! Hey, Sagittarius, move through the day with a lightness.

No matter what's thrown your way, it's not that serious.

Your day's a 10.

Capricorn, a small letdown reveals a big truth, and you're better off for seeing it clearly.

Your days of five.

Hey, Aquarius, you're drawn to an opportunity that feels risky, but strangely, feels right.

Follow that feeling. Your days of nine.

Hey, Pisces, the decision you've been putting off will suddenly feel very obvious,

like a coin that finally lands. Your days of nine.

Hey, Ares, an unexpected moment lets you see someone's heart more clearly than their words ever did. Whoa, the hell's that.

Aries, your days a nine. Deep. Taurus, somewhere between security and desire, you will find your

perfect fit this weekend. Your days in eight. Gemini, you thought was set in stone. Don't be,

what? You thought was set in stone. Who wrote days today? What you thought, probably.

Bless you.

What you thought was set in stone, don't be surprised if it suddenly changes.

Your days in eight.

Sometimes the stars get fat finger syndrome.

Cancer, you're uncharacteristically direct today, and it cuts through a lot of the noise.

Your days in eight.

Hey, Leo.

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