Daily Horoscopes: April 16th, 2026
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🗓️ 16 April 2026
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:21.0 | Your Daily Horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Producer Sam, uh, scary. She's right here. I don't know where she is. Hi, there she is. Hi, producer. I don't know where I am half the time either. Who are you? Oh, you have to do them with Froggy today. It's Food News Thursday. Yes, sir. All right, let's go. Let's do it. |
| 0:21.0 | All right, if you celebrate a birthday today, you. Yes, sir. All right, let's go. Let's do it. |
| 0:38.9 | All right, if you celebrate a birthday today, you are celebrating with Sadie Sink, Chance the Rapper, Acon, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Martin Lawrence. Happy birthday. Hey, let's play some Acon. Oh, yeah. Sexy bitch. Eries. What'd you call me? You know. Aries, you're stepping back from something big today. |
| 0:41.3 | It was never your problem in the first place. |
| 0:54.2 | You know. Aries, you're stepping back from something big today. It was never your problem in the first place. Your days of seven. Oh, Taurus, your positive glow starts on the inside. So take care of your mind and your energy first. Your days of 10. Jim and I, things are starting to feel smooth. You may be entering the start of your successful season. |
| 0:55.5 | Your day is an eight. |
| 1:00.4 | Hey, cancer, everything is unfamiliar until you get yourself accustomed to it. |
| 1:01.4 | So don't be intimidated. |
| 1:02.3 | Your day's a nine. |
| 1:08.1 | Leo, sometimes the only closure you need is understanding that you deserve better. |
| 1:09.1 | Your days a nine. |
| 1:14.5 | Hey, Virgo, you are feeling super restless today, but that energy can turn into something productive. |
| 1:15.4 | Your day is an eight. |
| 1:20.4 | Libra, know that you're handling pressure well, even if no one is acknowledging it out loud. |
| 1:21.3 | Your day is a nine. |
| 1:24.5 | Scorpio, you are overextending yourself again. |
| 1:27.8 | Just because you can help does not make it your responsibility. |
| 1:29.0 | Your days of five. |
| 1:34.1 | Hey, Sagittarius, you're not for everyone. And keep in mind, it's not your job to be. Your days of six. Capricorn, you are learning that timing matters more than force. And today's |
| 1:39.5 | going to confirm that clearly. Your day's six. Aquarius, something slowly developing finally moves forward and you feel |
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