Daily Highlight: The Worst Cheating Excuses Ever Told
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
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🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Summary
Makeup on his face? “It’s flour from baking bread.” Hickeys? “Baseball injury.” Sexting? “A ghost used my computer.” Today the Morning Show dives into the most ridiculous lies people have told to cover up cheating — from April Fool’s “mistakes” to allergic reactions and COVID brain fog. These excuses are so bad, they’re almost impressive.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.5 | Today's daily highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. |
| 0:09.6 | Hey, so I said this thing to Gandhi. |
| 0:11.3 | I want to get into this in a few minutes. |
| 0:13.1 | Have you ever caught your significant other lying to get out of cheating on you? |
| 0:18.8 | And it's the worst lie ever. |
| 0:20.8 | I mean, do you have it? I can't find it. Oh, yeah. Let me find this again. I think I DMD. We have way too many ways of communicating with each other. Yes. So basically, he came home and he had makeup all over his face. It was like powder, obviously, from a woman that he had been kissing and making out with. |
| 0:39.1 | He said, no, no, it's not what you think. I've actually been sampling different types of bread. |
| 0:46.0 | What? Come again? Exactly. Apparently, he was darker in skin than the makeup on the woman he was making out with and it was |
| 0:57.6 | all over his face and he said no no no no I've been eating different types of bread yes and I've |
| 1:04.7 | been making it from scratch at home with my roommates that's why there's just powder all over me |
| 1:08.7 | yeah he and the boy's in the frat house are baking different. |
| 1:12.6 | How bad would she feel if he really was doing it? |
| 1:15.6 | Get out of here. |
| 1:16.6 | What is the worst excuse? |
| 1:18.6 | They tried to get away with cheating on you or maybe not even cheating, but you know, tiptoeing |
| 1:24.6 | around behind your bag doing something they shouldn't do. |
| 1:26.6 | I would love to hear these excuses. |
| 1:29.2 | Because he thought he was being so crafty. |
| 1:31.5 | I know. |
| 1:32.6 | I'll just tell her that this is flour from loaves of bread because we've been experimenting |
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