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Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Daily Highlight: Danielle's Massage Escapade

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

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4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Danielle got a massage, but it did not quite meet her expectations...

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:05.5

Today's daily highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

0:09.9

Danielle.

0:10.5

Yeah.

0:11.4

Did you actually get up in the middle of a massage because it was so bad and it kicked them out?

0:17.6

Can you change?

0:18.9

I've never done that.

0:19.9

No, they did it to me.

0:22.9

Let me tell you what happened. Okay, so okay, where was this? Okay, so there was the local massage

0:27.7

place in my neighborhood. I'm not going to say names. But if you live, I think you should give us names.

0:32.7

No, no, no, no, everybody will know what it is. Anyway, so. What does it rhyme with?

0:36.8

Nothing. I'm laying there, okay, and she's doing her thing, blah, blah, blah. Now, first of all, she's got the door cracked open with the lights in the hallway blaring in. And she's having conversations with her son who was manning the desk. Okay? And he keeps coming in asking his mom questions. And you're naked laying there? And I'm naked. Well, you know, I was covered. But I'm just saying, this is what's happening. Okay. Then all of a sudden, she goes, I'm going to go get you a hot towel. I said, okay. She goes out. And someone comes in, I think it's her. where's the hot towel? There's no hot towel.

1:12.1

All of a sudden I feel these hands on me. They're not the same hands. Oh, I knew 100%. These were not the same hands. So I'm laying there and I'm like, do I say something? What do I do? I'm like, these hands and the hands were. Did you turn over to see whose hands they were? No, the hands were going in the same direction, like, for 10 minutes.

1:28.9

Like, didn't even see.

1:29.6

So I'm like, this person doesn't know how to do a massage. What if it was just like a stranger off the street? I know. I knew it wasn't, but I knew it was somebody who was not, didn't know how to do a massage. So then all of a sudden, the door opens again, and I hear, like, them changing places, but trying to do it really quietly. And then here comes the hot towel. So now I'm like, I'm calling you out. So I said, what just happened? And she says to me, oh, somebody needed a gift certificate in the front. So I had to go and give it to them. Oh'm like what so did you get up and leave no I didn't

2:03.0

because I was at that point I'm just like this is ridiculous okay who were the mystery hands

2:06.8

whoever she sent into the room I did I never found out hold on you let someone touch you

2:12.2

you didn't know who it was just my back so it wasn't that big one if it was her son it was not

2:16.4

it could I mean her grandson it felt like with girls hands was not, it could, I mean, her grandson.

2:18.1

It felt like it with girls' hands, though. They felt like girls. Well, I know that little kids had little girl hands. I know, but it was definitely not a professional. I'm telling you now. And then I had to say, could you please close the door because the light is coming in and hitting me in the face? And then she goes, oh, I'll give you an extra 10 minutes on your feet.

2:36.6

Oh, go away.

2:37.7

Thanks. the light is coming in and hitting me in the face. And then she goes, oh, I'll give you an extra 10 minutes on your feet.

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