Is it recording? Are you recording, Jared? Are you actually doing it and not screwing up?

Jared, pull in front of Foto.com. And this is the Daily Froe for Monday, May 3rd, 2021. The time now is 543 in the PM.

This is episode number 700 and Jesus, no it's not.

It's episode 373 where I sit down sometime during today to share what's on my mind with you and you get to share what's your mind with you by texting me at 3137109.

Now people on the text line already know that I screwed up making a podcast last night where

it was going to be about brunch. We're going to talk about that, but we're also going to talk about

some Bernie book update. And before I do that, we're going to talk about the brunch thing.

But please give me a text. 3137109. If you're not on the text line, please do so. And if you do get a birthday

greeting on your birthday, it's not Robo Jared. It's me, Jared. It's actually me typing it out

every time, every morning or sometime during the day, most of the days. I get into the app and I'm

like, oh, who has a

birthday? And it tells me and I can send a birthday greeting. Maybe I'll start sending like

pictures of myself and not dick picks unless it's a picture of just my face in which I'm the

dick. But this way, you know that it's me. But no, it's really me replying when I do reply.

So last night I, you know, got inspired to do a podcast about brunch and how I think brunch is the dumbest thing in the entire world.

And all of the millennials and zinials that go do brunch and talk like this.

Like, you know what?

I got so drunk last night on Saturday that

I'm going to do brunch at like 247. Hey, Jennifer, would you like to meet me for brunch at 247?

Okay. Okay, first off, it's not lunch.

It's not breakfast.

It's not...

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