Jared Polinfronos photo.com and this is the Daily Fro, I guess, for August 14th, 2018.

The time, 149 a.m. That's right, 149 a.m. and this is episode 179, where I sit down sometime during the day to share what's on my mind with you,

and you get to share what's on your mind with me by calling or texting 267-454-6-376 and why the fuck am I up so late? Well, so this is what

happened today. I go to lunch. I always go to lunch, same place. By always, I mean almost every

day. Place called stock in Philly. I get Fah. And they've just surprised me today of the detail

that I am now VIP. So I get a discount that saves me about a dollar. Woo! But I get Fah like

every day. It's like my lunch. I go. It's my meal. Well, I walk in there and the chef guy is like,

I think that's Aziz Ansari sitting over there.

I'm like, okay.

Whatever.

And then I was like looking it up on the internet and see that he's in Philly.

I'm like, yep, probably him.

He's like, cool.

I'm like, yeah, cool.

And so I'm like, eat my fah.

And then when I leave, I say, hey, have some good shows tonight because he's doing three fucking shows.

Seven, nine, and eleven.

So I'm like, I'll go buy a ticket.

Oh, and check this shit out.

It says when you go to buy a ticket on the website, it says this is a box office only show where you must get tickets at the box office and so i literally take

that literally let me say i took that literally and went to the box office to buy a ticket

right okay so let me let me go to this website here and read this to you. Punchline, Philly, because I got to read this to you. I just want to make sure I'm not a moron, but technically I'm a moron. So then he adds two shows tomorrow. Anyway, hold on. Let me click on this. Hold on. Kitty,

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