That's what I don't understand about feminists.

It's like they're just, they just want to be offended by everything.

Aren't you supposed to own the fact that you are, I don't know,

sleeping around with everybody?

I thought that's what, I mean, if you want to be sexually liberated

and have all the same number of partners that men do,

then just brag about it like men do, right?

Right, exactly.

Why are you embarrassed?

You know what, this morning, or actually, like it was a few months ago,

I had gotten a set of towels like well before I'd gotten my pillow towels.

Yeah, have you burned them in the backyard now?

Because you're like, I'm sorry, you're not worthy to be even near the microphone.

For real?

Well, that's the thing.

So, you know, I rotate them out because I don't want to not use all the towels.

So this last week, I was using the old towels that are nice.

Like I got, you know, they were, they were decent towels.

And so then you got the new ones.

Exactly.

And so now it's like, I put them up and I was like,

man, I'm going to have to use these for a week, I ain't going to like them.

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