Is the new Barbie movie a blast of summer fun or a two-hour lecture on feminism?

Of course, we can't have as so much as a hint of romance between Robbie's Barbie and Gosling's

Ken. That's not empowering. Robbie's Barbie even says flat out at one point early in the movie

to Ken. I don't want you here. Never mind that little girls bought millions and millions of

Ken dolls, so their Barbie could have a romance for the ages. Check out the full review at the Hollywood

in Total Podcast on iTunes or your favorite podcast provider. It's all freaking lies.

And then you'll watch like MSNBC or CNN and they'll just like brush over it and be like,

oh, it's a nothing burger. I mean, there's just nothing. This is no big deal. This is no,

it is a big, effing deal. This is all a big deal. And then we'll get to like, who made it a big deal?

Well, then where did it come from, Durham? Tell us.

So much pre-show, you guys. So much pre-show.

So much pre-show. And all the things you can't hear. Okay, so, yeah, I feel like if some people

heard our pre-show, they would be like, I can't watch these girls. They're like, I'm out.

I'm out. You guys don't waste time getting worked on your face. Don't, don't eff up your face.

Just don't do it because your face is beautiful. It is. We love it just the way it is. It may just

need a little more, you know, a little something extra, a little genus cell, if you will,

may need that. So you probably need to get the genus cell summer essentials package,

like shipped right to your door and check it out. You get immediate effects. I use immediate

effects in the morning because of this area right here. And then you know what I've done to,

don't judge me. Sometimes I'll put the immediate effects on my neck. So you can put all the things

everywhere. I just put it there sometimes because I'm like, you know, I mean, because you get a

little bit of a little bit of a turkey neck going on. You know, I want to get a little bit of

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