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Welcome into the Northwest Bank Studios. I'm Jake Brand here with the Daily Clone on a Wednesday presented by Fairway Meat and Grocery.

I'm about to do something a little different than I normally do. I'm going to rant, but before I rant, I'm going to add some context.

Fox's Joel Klatte, one of the biggest voices of college football, went on a podcast called

The Next Round, and essentially said he doesn't care about Cinderella, and he doesn't care

about the fans.

I'll just let him speak for himself.

We're not looking for a Cinderella. Nobody cares in football about James Madison or,

you know, the equivalent of George Mason going, didn't George Mason go to the final four or something

like that? Nobody cares in football about that. We don't want Cinderella's. We want the best

teams playing each other at the end.

In fact, hot take, I mean, like the hottest of all takes that I've ever had in my entire life.

The NCAA basketball tournament is a joke. It's the dumbest tournament and the least fair tournament in all of sports.

We go and we put teams at odd times on neutral sites in a one game affair.

Like, that doesn't crown a true champion.

We're not doing anything that tells us who's the best team over the course of the entire season.

You know, like if anything, the NCAA basketball tournament

should act exactly like the old World Cup,

which we should have groups.

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