I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.

I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.

I've ruled out uni because of my grades.

Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything.

With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.

We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors. So rethink your future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University, the future is open. You know, like when people go... Yeah, they'll suck on this teat instead of saying tit. Like when people say, we had a buck to get you instead of fuck and then they'll go yeah you know instead of

fuck yeah they'll say tea is that way they say tea no teat's a cowie ah teat is an animal so it's a

pet pipette i think it's a petty flu in france you're playing the france world a cup 98 squad

i do not yep but yeah we felt like three old guys last night, didn't we?

I deserve more

when I said.

No, but I don't,

as soon as you said football,

my brain shut down

out, almost had a seizure. Yeah. Like I clocked out. Yeah, we were just old last night in the green room. Physically, mentally, all of our cultural references are older.

I asked the crowd last night if they did parkour.

I was like, what do you do, parkour?

And did they respond?

No, then I asked the crowd last night if they did parkour.

I was like, what do you do parkour? And did they respond? No, then I asked them about the, I was like, see finger skateboards? Is that still a thing? And they're like, oh. Here, surprisingly, I mentioned Tamagacchi's because I do it in every, and my new thing isn't going to try and mention tomogatchez every day, done it now, tech for the day.

They knew what a Tamagachi was.

Right.

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