Daily Affirmation For You And Your Dong

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 1 November 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:41:18.72 We’ve Hit A Rough Patch / Domestic Situation 00:07:15:10.28 Daily Bro Bating Affirmations 00:11:59:09.07 Two Morons Think They Were Almost Frasier Writers 00:26:50:15.79 A Dirty Youtard Confession 00:30:53:03.30 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:33:31:24.44 Recieving Fake Cremated Remains 00:39:02:06.70 Squatter Hits The Empty House Jackpot 00:41:15:10.23 Forgetting About That Body You Left In The Freezer 00:43:56:10.45 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links: Important Show Stuff: AI Transcript:

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0:00.0	Hey, Frank, since Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 coming up on the program today, we work
0:05.6	through a very tense domestic situation.
0:08.4	Plus, punk rock-frasier fans say their reboot script was ripped off, daily affirmation
0:13.9	for you and your dog, and apparently you can build a house with Nana's remains.
0:18.6	All coming up today!
0:22.3	Distorted View Daily.
0:24.0	Proudly presents a very ill-time tribute to Jews.
0:54.0	On playgrounds, it's claimed for all to see.
0:58.8	I wear a big mug and doggy when people look at me, I say I'm proud to be a Jew.
1:07.2	I'd like to meet a Jew, never I'd just go through life.
1:13.2	I'd like to meet a Jew, never I'd just like to be a Jew.
1:18.8	I'd like for you to know, never I'd think of through life.
1:23.8	I'd like to meet a Jew.
1:27.4	Distorted View Show with Tim Hansen.
1:37.4	Yes, Tim Hansen, back here with you for your Wednesday edition of DV have a great one
1:49.6	for you.
1:50.6	You're here, I'm here, I'm not about wasting people's time, got plenty of fucked up shit
1:58.8	to share with you today, look I'm sorry, you look nice, I hope you're doing well.
2:03.4	I didn't mean to be so short with you, I'm just very excited about today's show, sometimes
2:10.2	I forget that it doesn't cost a cent to be nice to be pleasant to one of my worst qualities,
2:16.9	I'm working on it.
2:18.2	I also forget occasionally that you guys are very high maintenance, if I'm not constantly
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