He is my dad and he gives good advice.

And that's why he's got his own segment of the Matthew S podcast called Dad Vice.

He is my dad and he gives good advice.

And that's why this segment is called Dad Vice.

What's up, Dad?

Thanks for joining me.

Hey, thanks, Matthew.

I always look forward to this.

Do you feel another year older? Oh, mercy. Mercy. Mercy. I do. I do. You had a birthday. Hey, people were great to me. I got all kinds of love. Oh, man. 75, right? Yeah. I don't deserve all that love. I'm just a nobody. You got any dad jokes for us? Yeah, to start us off,

I think I got some good back-to-school ones. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids'

shoelaces together? They had a big class trip. Oh, very good. And why did the sun go to college?

Because it already didn't go to college, because it already had a million degrees.

All right.

The sun?

The sun.

Oh, the SUN.

Okay.

Important delineation.

Yeah, I need to work on my delivery.

What are we talking about today? We're going to talk about back to school.

You know, we've had great concerts, everything, and all of a sudden summer is flying

and the kids are heading back to school.

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