What's up, guys? Welcome to a special episode of the Matthew S podcast called Dad Vice. He's my

dad, and he gets his very own segment called Dad Vice. Here's a theme song.

He's my dad, and he gives good advice, and that's why this segment is called Dad Vice.

Dad, thanks for joining me. Thank you. Have you been working on some dad jokes?

Yes, yes.

And it's a fall right now, so I got some fall jokes about apples.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding a half a worm.

Come on.

Oh, yeah, I guess that would be.

That means you ate the, okay, I see. There you go. Why is it so difficult to work at an apple pie factory because of the high

turnover rate? Wow. Here we go. Really good. Well, it's fall season and we're going to talk about

the title will be Apple of his eye.

And being the fall season, it's the apple season.

Everyone is loving the caramel apples and apple pies.

At my age now, I just stick to apple pies, caramel apples, my teeth fall out.

Fall out.

It's a bad, you don't want to see that.

It's not a pretty picture.

It reminds me though that we are the apple of God's eyes.

This phrase refers to someone who is cherished about all others, above all others, and have

a special place in someone's heart.

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