It's a good show.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the harming town is now in session. How do you feel?

If you're at home right now, pull your pants down. Please welcome to the stage, Dungeon Master, Game Master, Extraordinaire, Spencer, Clinton Day.

Here we are together just us and it wouldn't be just us unless we welcomed out the mayor of harming town, Dan Harma.

Yes! I am Brandon Johnson. I'll be sitting in for Jeff Davis. We love you, Jeff Davis.

Thank you. Thank you, guest-com, director Brandon Johnson. Thank you.

He just said it. He said it.

I think I'm just going to get right into it. I don't really have a... I think I have... I've been purposely avoiding current events. I don't think that's why anyone listens to this show.

I... I... the... you... you... you... you tune in to hear about me. I forget about this Russia investigation. How is... how is Dan taking it?

Right. And so it's... it's like the only news on that front is that Dan is trying to... Dan is experimenting with ignoring it.

And Dan understands that that is a full on coward move. Like, I... there's nothing that you can say to me. I don't think that I would... that would like make me go...

No, wait a minute. Like, about what I am right now. Like, I am a fragile white... like, closet libertarian? I think maybe? I... like, like, like, I don't know what... whatever I was...

But, like, like, I'm a coastal elite that, like, just wants his Obama back. Or any mannequin dressed like Obama that wants to just carry on the fucking status quo, drone strikes on Benghazi, whatever the fuck was the problem before?

I don't care. Just get... get it back up and running. I do not want Nazis in at-water. Like, I don't want... I don't want... I don't want one of the five places that I used to go drink when the other four places were shitty.

To... to... I always had a weird dream about that place.

I always thought I could smell a little Nazi on that place.

Did you see the... in Kansas LA people were talking about a local bar? Did you happen to... did you know what I'm talking about? Fuck you!

Okay, okay. Did you happen to... this is just... like, this is not politics. By the way, none of this is fucking politics. It's a fascist coup, whatever. But...

Like, an asteroid coming at the earth isn't politics just because Republicans want to say it's not coming at the earth. Like, that doesn't make it politics.

It's a... I don't give a fuck about Republicans and Democrats. I'm like, scared of asteroids. And there's an asteroid called fascism. And a lot of my friends that I talk to, they go like, you know, I think it'll swing and it always swings and I go, I know I'd always swings.

We're always addicted to it. We're addicted to the swing. We love the swing. We love the four years of this and the eight years and the eight years and the four years and the four years.

The swing that we're on right now is a 30-year swing. It's a big old swing and the front porch is called the end of a country. It takes 30 years to swing back.

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