Daddy Whorebucks (w/ Blakely Thornton, Logan Guntzelman, and Justin Sylvester)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On an all new episode of Bad Dates, host Joel Kim Booster welcomes comedians Blakely Thornton, Logan Guntzelman, and Justin Sylvester to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Blakely has a jet set tale of deception and orphans set in the South Of France, Logan thinks she’s spoiled for choice but finds herself at the head of the class, and Justin’s story has a countdown clock: he has 30 days to close the deal. Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for video clips. Merch available at SiriusXMStore.com/BadDates. Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual, Fire Island, Loot Season 2 Blakely Thornton: @blakelythornton on socials, Yestergays podcast with Justin Sylvester Justin Sylvester: @justinasylvester on Insta, Yestergays podcast with Blakely Thornton, catch Justin on E! News or The Today Show Logan Guntzelman: @placesitookashitthisyear on socials, buy your own deck of 52 dick pic cards (& two jokers!)

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0:00.0	Bad Dates.
0:03.0	Hello, hello, hello, gays, ladies and days.
0:19.0	It's another episode of The Bad Dates podcast. I am your host,
0:22.7	Joel Kambuster, if you're just joining us today. The podcast is exactly what it sounds like
0:28.3	from the title. I gather some of my funniest friends from around the fucking globe people,
0:34.4	and we sit and mine through our old dating trauma for your enjoyment. The stories
0:40.8	can be funny. They can be traumatic. They can be just plain bad. But you will be laughing no matter what.
0:46.7	And I am really excited for our panel. Today, it is star-studded as it always is joining me.
0:51.7	Is a pop culture anthropologist, scientist even and the creator of the
0:57.1	phrase slutty little glasses which i did not know you can see them on out tvs offshoot and hear them each week
1:02.4	as one of the hosts of the podcast yestergays it's one of the most terrifying men on the internet blakely thornton
1:08.4	hello hello everyone thank you for joining me.
1:10.9	Terrifying.
1:11.8	A well-earned title.
1:13.1	A well-deserved title.
1:14.8	I never want that lens to flip to me.
1:18.1	Let's just say that.
1:19.6	We also have joining us one of the very last good comedians working today.
1:25.5	They're also a writer and an actress from Barry and Keep the Mystery. Her comedy special is Logan Gunselman, Boner Technology. Please give it up for Logan Gunsleman, everybody. Hello. Hello. He is over, right? It is, I wish you didn't have to include that in my intro. You have to, unfortunately. It is still my line of work. It is tough. It is, this skin of yours, you look like you just stepped out of the gilded age.
1:48.0	Like, you have never seen the sun.
1:49.5	I am a vampire.
1:51.3	Like, you have never seen the sun.
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