Well, anyone that's ever played cricket knows that England have just had one of the most painful days that you can experience at whatever level that you've had or that you've played in.

And that includes in the backyard when you just, you can't get your dad out.

Is Australia England's dad right now?

Not for me to say.

Australia have put on five.

We get lost for 352 runs.

And it was torture.

It was, I mean, if I'm not an Australian fan, I'm watching Steve Smith,

point his bat to the sky, basically umpiring as well,

whilst poor old Matthew Potts, who who let's be right will probably play

in the ashes in two years time and tear it up in england um he's doing his absolute best and it's

just some of the worst cricket i've ever seen i've had one of the greatest days of my life

watching australia the austral Australian cricket team bat for a day.

There's absolute safety in a bloke who has gone past basically everyone alive for illness, probably.

But it's insane. He's talking to himself. He's ticking off. He's doing the V movement after every

ball.

That's all after Travis Head blitzers 160.

I am absolutely stuffed.

I cannot have another bite.

I will come back tomorrow for more bites.

Australia lead by 134 runs.

They are on, what are they on Peza?

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