Hey folks, this is Kevin. On this week's episode of Risk, you'll hear me.

I was supposed to have a piss-play date tonight, but my date canceled just now, and I just drank like a gallon of water!

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Hello kids, this is Risk. The show where people tell true stories they never thought they'd dare to share.

I'm Kevin Allison and this is Tommy Seabuck by me now with a song called Sex Bubbles.

Bubble Sex Bubbles. There's a lot of bubbles on this episode. Tiny ones and otherwise. We're

calling this week's episode Daddy Issues because there's two stories about real fathers and then

one story about me, you know, Daddy is the kind of thing you would call a gay man with one foot

but thankfully I am not having children. I am content to spend the rest of my days attempting,

attempting to raise myself. Now in a little bit we are going to hear an extraordinary story that

was told by a first-time storyteller at our recent show in Cleveland, Rick Dean, who you can

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