Daddy Daddy, Please Don't Leave
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4.8 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2021
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Andy is with Alice and Josh for the last ever Bugle of the Trump presidency!
Buy a loved one Bugle Merch (or some for yourself, it's allowed).
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The Bugle is hosted this week by:
Alice Fraser
Josh Gondelman
And produced by Chris Skinner.
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| 0:00.0 | Ahh.. |
| 0:10.5 | The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world! |
| 0:15.6 | Hello Buglers and welcome to issue 4,180 of the Bugle, the last Bugle of the Trump presidency. |
| 0:23.7 | I've missed that word there. |
| 0:24.9 | the last bugle of the first Trump presidency. |
| 0:31.8 | Only Jack and Cosby, the time some of you listen to this, |
| 0:34.2 | all 50 states will have admitted they were in on the steel, |
| 0:37.3 | and our great leader will be announced as Emperor of all the America's |
| 0:41.0 | Guardian of Universal Justice, Bracket Solar System, |
| 0:43.9 | and Sultan-Elect of Swing. |
| 0:48.2 | Maybe not. I'm Andy Zoltzman, or Am I? |
| 0:51.2 | Yes, I am. Can we retract that last one? |
| 0:58.7 | Thank you. I'm here in London, just 25,000 or so miles away from London. |
| 1:04.5 | If you leave my house, turn left and travel around the world in a straight |
| 1:07.6 | line until you get back. |
| 1:09.1 | Significantly less than half the distance away from me than I am from myself then, |
| 1:13.8 | from Sydney, Australia, please welcome Alice Fraser. |
| 1:17.2 | Hello, Andy. Now I don't know where I am. |
| 1:19.6 | I... Well, surely that's good, Alice, in this time of lockdown. |
| 1:23.3 | Anything that makes you not know exactly where you are and where you have been |
| 1:27.1 | for the last X months, you should be welcome each, isn't it? |
| 1:30.5 | Yes, well, Andy, I can be wherever I want to be now, because I've bought a she-wee. |
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