Dad’s Near-Death Experience | DFMB Episode 28
Dispatches From Myrtle Beach
Mythical
4.9 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2023
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Looooove is in the air, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link give some sugar to their Valentines. Charles tells Link about (one of his) near-death experiences from back in his day, and gives advice to a listener with a flatulence issue in another edition of “I’ll Help You Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Precious Petals.
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| 0:00.0 | This, this, this, this is medical |
| 0:15.1 | Hey, this is dispatches from Murdle Beach and this is Charles Neal with my son Link Neal from good |
| 0:22.3 | Mythical morning |
| 0:23.7 | We're getting ready to swing into another show. So how are you doing, son? I'm doing good |
| 0:30.3 | I just ate our doughnut |
| 0:33.6 | What's your favorite doughnut? I like the |
| 0:37.4 | Like the Clare. Well, I don't live this in the Clare, but the ones with the custard filling in the middle of it |
| 0:44.0 | Sometimes that's my favorite doughnut and we would be on the exact same page, but today |
| 0:50.2 | To dig you dig you dig you dig you dig you today |
| 0:53.5 | I my favorite doughnut is the chocolate cake |
| 0:58.6 | With the chocolate glaze, you know, I'm talking about so it's just like |
| 1:03.4 | Chocolate on chocolate |
| 1:06.4 | You're not even nancy's league there. She's the she's the chocolate on chocolate person. Oh |
| 1:12.5 | She's got a whole league. She's got a doughnut league |
| 1:15.9 | Yeah, I don't know what a league battered up chocolate on she likes chocolate cake with chocolate icing with chocolate ice cream |
| 1:24.5 | Okay, okay, see I don't like chocolate. I don't like cake |
| 1:27.7 | But I like a cake doughnut and I dip it in my coffee and I'm just I'm just trying to tell you |
| 1:33.7 | Then I'm in a good headspace. I'm bringing you my best because I gave I gave my best to that doughnut and it gave it right back |
| 1:41.9 | Well, that's a good thing. Yeah, how about you how you feeling? I'm about war out, but I'm doing pretty good |
| 1:48.2 | Why are you war out? Because I worked all day today and for about six days in a row |
| 1:54.4 | So what was it a deadline or something? Yeah, it was a deadline so we could go to the mountain snow skiing tomorrow |
| 2:02.5 | Oh really oh, yeah, what are you gonna be to war out to ski |
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