Dad’s Honeymoon Gift For Link | DFMB Episode 23
Dispatches From Myrtle Beach
Mythical
4.9 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2022
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Ho Ho Ho Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss their holiday plans. Charles enjoys some surprise libations, gives a spicy Christmas gift idea for a listener’s boyfriend, and the two reminisce on Charles’ romantic contribution to Link’s honeymoon. Plus, Charles and Link put their own spin on ’Twas The Night Before Christmas in a new segment called, “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Shoutout to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Callaway Apex Golf Clubs.
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| 0:00.0 | This, this, this. This. This is medical. |
| 0:17.0 | This is this passage from Murtle Beach |
| 0:20.0 | with Charles Neal and my son, Link Neal, from Good Mythical Morning |
| 0:25.0 | and this is our last episode of the year, and we're going, we are, we're dressed in red and Christmas costs. |
| 0:35.0 | I don't know if that's the cost and we're not, Link, but it's a sweater. |
| 0:38.0 | It's a sweater. |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah, so you're looking good, but hey, you surprised me the last episode. |
| 0:45.0 | I got a surprise for you this one. We, we've all been pretty sick the last two or three weeks. |
| 0:51.0 | Oh, really? |
| 0:53.0 | So I got my municipal person purpose stuff right here with me. |
| 0:58.0 | You're what? |
| 0:59.0 | Municipal. |
| 1:00.0 | Municipal person. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah, it looked like a fireball to me. |
| 1:04.0 | That's what it is. |
| 1:06.0 | And, and I'm taking a drink, the youth and dispatches from Murtle Beach and me and Danny Bowes got one right here |
| 1:13.0 | so that we don't keep, don't be coughing during this episode. |
| 1:17.0 | Oh. |
| 1:18.0 | So here's to you, Sermon, Meg, Christmas to y'all and all the bees from dispatches and everything. |
| 1:24.0 | And everything. |
| 1:25.0 | You already got a king. |
| 1:26.0 | I still don't know what you call the fireball, a municipal something. |
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