Welcome to all things internet. I am your host Rachel Ballinger and I am here with two people today. It's a lovely day. It's a happy day. It is my mother and my father. Say hi guys. Hi guys. Oh my god.

Today is just going to be a little special. We also have blaze in the room. So if you hear packs panting barking it's the dog and my dad. All right. So first off I would like to just start with your belly button is just your old mouth.

What else?

Okay. That's one way of looking at it. It is your life. That's gross right? No. It's weird. No.

Billy Buttons confuse me. It's amazing. Do you prefer an any or an outie? Any. Same. Yeah. How do you say cute? Do they have their own little love? Yeah. But if you think about it, any is your grosser because you get stuff stuck in them.

You do and it has a aroma. It does have an aroma. If you put your finger in your belly button, scratch around, pull it out. And sniff. And sniff. It has an aroma.

That's the belly button aroma. So I think outies are cleaner. But we're just used to seeing inies more often. Yes, I believe so. Who is it? One of the children has an any outie. Is it Jake? I don't know. It's like half and half out. It's like a flush. It's in a window full. It comes out.

Like when you're super full. It pops out magical belly button. Yes. When you're pregnant, sometimes your belly button will pop out. Does it go back in? It's never quite the same. But yes. Yes. It does. I have questions. This is going to be weird.

But I've heard that nipples change when you get pregnant. They become sensitive and the shape and size though. And the color. Yes. Okay. Do they go back afterwards? Yeah. Oh, thank God. Okay. I thought they stayed like that. No. Oh, no, thank God. Okay. Great.

Happy national shopping cart day. Happy national egg day. Well, that's the day where we're courting it. When this is released, it's no longer egg date.

All right. Happy Pride month. Okay. Happy Alzheimer's Awareness Month. Oh, okay. That's so. Forget. Good joke, Dad. So I wanted to do an update on the last podcast. So Karina Maria says that the privacy policies aren't based on the Facebook incident. Dad. You're the one that told me that plays stop licking. This is weird, bro. Okay. They're actually a lot. I have to read this. They're on the new.

General data protection regulation in the EU law, which was made in 2016, but implemented May 25th, which is why they all happened. Are we talking about those things that pop up before and go privacy policy? We have updated our privacy policy. They were ever talked about them last month last week.

Last week, and dad lied and said it was because of the Facebook thing. I'm sorry. Thank you for the autopology, but they're actually something that happened in 2016. We're just catching up. It just regulated and went into thing in the May 25th. The thing in the thing. Okay, mom, have you seen this thing on Twitter?

It goes unpopular opinion blank edition. So they'll be like unpopular opinion dog edition and then someone quote tweets it and gives their unpopular opinion on whatever the addition is. I have not seen that. Okay. I hate them with the burning passion. I sounds like I would. Yes, because it's. You're supposed to do an unpopular opinion. Like if it was the dog edition, you could say I don't like dogs. That's a very unpopular opinion. And then that would be your unpopular opinion.

But people aren't doing unpopular opinions. They're doing very popular opinions for retweets and likes. So if you do it like unpopular opinion dog edition, they'd be like dogs are underrated and everybody loves them and dogs are perfect. And then everyone retweets and likes it, but that's the most popular opinion on the planet. Okay. So I have. I did a tweet about it. I hate this with a burning passion. It needs to stop.

Stop. Stop. Just stop. Put an unpopular opinion, please. But if it goes viral, clearly it's not unpopular. Clearly it is a very popular opinion. That's just my thing on it. Okay. Did you for watch Rosanne? Yes. Did you watch the updated the new version of it? Did you like it? I like Rosanne when it was first on. When I was a kid, I watched Rosanne a lot. I have not watched the new thing of it. It's the same. It's the same. Okay.

Did you see that she got canceled? Yes. Because did you see what she tweeted? Dad, did you see what she tweeted? She compared. No, I'm going to say what she did. I'm not going to say she compared someone to she she was racist. She made a racist comment. And so they canceled her show. Right. And then she tweeted that it was because she was on Ambien. And so she was she was ambien.

And then she was being tweeted. And then Ambien tweeted racism is not a side effect. And I died. I loved it. Oh my gosh. It was that was my favorite thing. I've always said getting drunk doesn't make you do things you normally like it does make you do things normally. What wouldn't do. But it just emphasizes who you are like getting drunk being unsobered being intoxicated emphasizes who you are.

It's just it brings it takes away your filter. Right. So if you're Ambien tweeting you're just tweeting without a filter to me. So basically, that's that's she's done. But apparently ABC is considering doing a reboot focusing on Darleen the character Darleen. I saw that because she tweeted out against Rosanne when it happened. She was like that's a lot of cast members. Yeah, she's like that's not how we stand so. Because clearly the show gets views and there's an audience for it. It does.

But I don't know that it would work. I don't think it would. I don't think it. But you know, I always like Darleen. Yeah, you're so good character. Yeah. Okay, mom. Your worst nightmare happened. Oh, an Uber driver shot and killed the passenger. Did you see that? And Denver. He said it was out of self defense. You're poking me with something.

It's it's open right into my outer thigh. What is it? So right now I'm witnessing blaze looking like that's here while he rummages through his pocket to get the tip.

I just took a picture and I will tweet it when this goes live. It's quite blaze. What are you doing? Okay, so my dog is just making out with my dad's ear.

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