Dad, I'm Taking my Gym Teacher to Prom
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
Garrett pretends he’s a gym teacher and calls his student’s dad to let him know he’s taking her to the prom!
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| 0:33.4 | Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. |
| 0:36.0 | The Elvis Duran phone tap. |
| 0:38.0 | Time job. Pop a phone tap. And Garrett is here. Garrett, you've become so great at doing phone taps. Thank you. I appreciate it. Just won't let you know. We have the best phone tapers in the world. Yes. I think they're like the only phone tapers in the world. But they're the best at what they do. And so Garrett is about to prove it again. |
| 0:55.0 | What do you have today? |
| 0:55.7 | All right. |
| 0:56.0 | Well, Sarah wants to play phone tap on in the world. But they're the best at what they do. And so Garrett is about to prove it again. |
| 0:55.1 | What do you have today? |
| 0:55.8 | All right. Well, Sarah wants to play a phone tap on her dear old dad, Keith. Now, Sarah is in the middle of making the biggest high school decision of her career. Who is she taking to prom? So I'm going to start the call to her dad, Keith, to let him know that I will be taking his daughter to prom. Oh, here we go. A dad's worst nightmare is about to happen, I bet. I'm guessing on this one. Let's see what happens in today's Garrett phone tap. Hello? Oh, hi. I'm looking for Sarah, please. She's not here right now. Can I take a message? Yes, my name's Christian Gray. I know Sarah from school, and I'm just returning her voicemail. |
| 1:28.9 | I know it's a little short notice. |
| 1:30.6 | If you could just pass the message along, I am honored, and I would love to take her to the prom. |
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