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Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman

Dad & Cousin Teddy 9.0

Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman

Rick Glassman

Comedy, Education, Sports, Self-improvement, Basketball

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2024

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Rick's Dad and his Cousin (Uncle age) Teddy take their shoes off together for the 9th time! Obviously, they get stoned right away.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, have you seen naked and afraid? Of course. All right. So I want to do like a naked and afraid light, all right? So it's not going to be as brutal. But are they still naked? Yeah, they're still naked. So it's just as naked, it's just not as afraid.

0:13.0

This is what the supply would be when you're walking.

0:15.0

You're going for 21 days, but now you have a lighter.

0:18.0

Okay, you have a lighter?

0:22.0

Cough on to him on the blanket.

0:23.6

Okay.

0:24.6

And you have a plastic, like one of those garage bag, big plastic bag.

0:30.3

What do you get a garbage bag and a lighter?

0:32.1

That would you tell? What do you get a garbage bag in a lighter? That's what you're telling me?

0:35.0

Yes!

0:36.0

That's brilliant, Ted.

0:38.0

That's brilliant.

0:41.0

Now, maybe, maybe you should get a piece of sausage too.

0:44.4

You also get a, hold on, no, no, no, you get a can of tuna.

0:49.0

How about locks?

0:50.0

Someone's a bag?

0:51.3

A can of a bag.

0:52.3

A can of a bag. later in a garbage bag.

0:53.4

Can it to the bono opener.

0:55.3

No opener.

0:56.4

No, right?

0:57.4

A can't a tuna with no opener

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