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🗓️ 22 February 2021
⏱️ 41 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to all things Internet I am your host Rachel Ballinger. This is a show where we |
0:07.2 | talk about things we see on the Internet that usually you have to do with the Internet, |
0:10.3 | but we don't fact check a research most things. I'm here with my mom very late on a Sunday night. |
0:15.2 | Say hello mom. Hello. And I got my friend Joy in the background who just wants to chill. |
0:20.8 | She can't hear anything. My mom says you won't be able to hear anything. She says, |
0:24.8 | but just know her essence is in this room and is beautiful. Mom, how are you doing? Doing good. |
0:30.8 | Doing good. How's life today? Life has been very good today. Oh, that's a lovely lady here. |
0:36.9 | I'm so happy for you. It's very good today. How about you? Yours. |
0:40.8 | Spin Creek got things done. No, today. So I was editing outside on my laptop and I fell asleep |
0:47.6 | and I fell asleep with my head on the table like this. And then, no, that's not the oh no part, |
0:52.7 | mom. Just wait. I'm really enjoying the background. And then I was dead asleep and all this time, |
1:00.8 | I woke up to me doing this massive burp. Like it was this, oh yeah, it was this area. It wasn't like a |
1:08.4 | wet kind of, it was like the most area like giant burp I've ever had in my life. It woke me up. |
1:14.0 | And then I was like, oh my gosh. And then it happened three more times. And I'm just like being |
1:18.2 | shocked away, awake from my own burps. And it felt like a demon was like expelling from my body. |
1:24.0 | It didn't be. Well, good. I was like, I feel like I'm gonna out. |
1:27.1 | Grow up. But it wasn't like a wet, you know how like when you do like a wet and like a little acid |
1:31.3 | comes up and you're like, oh, I'm gonna vomit. Like it was just like deep airy, guttural, dry |
1:37.7 | burps, guttural. Yes, guttural burps. And it just like just massive ones happened. And I was like, |
1:43.9 | what was that? Because like I burp constantly. I'm a gap in your sleep. I know people |
1:49.8 | too toot in their sleep, but I didn't know people burp. My sleep, but like, I can't eat |
1:54.0 | toots in their sleep. I don't know. Maybe it was the way I was laying and I was like gathering too |
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