DaBaby pAIDS The Ultimate Price

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

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4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2021

⏱️ 164 minutes

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0:00 - Start 0:07 - Schulz tells a scary story 4:24 - Paralympics have fire YouTube thumbnails 15:00 - Dov didn’t get any in Europe 21:47 - Dov gets stood up 33:34 - Andrew streaming video games 51:15 - Andrew paying for his new apartment 1:07:00 - Olympics talk 1:32:30 - DaBaby is apologizing 1:54:00 - Twilight is a problematic movie 2:12:30 - Scar Jo sues Disney 2:22:00 - Comedy Store vaccination rules Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf

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0:00.0	This morning I read the most terrifying story that I've ever read my entire life.
0:10.1	And it is from an MMA fighter BJ Penn.
0:13.0	Okay.
0:14.0	It was, you guys know BJ Penn, the prodigy Hawaiian legend, was at a wave pool surfing.
0:23.0	Okay.
0:24.0	I will not say which wave pool.
0:27.0	You guys know how the wave pools work.
0:28.8	You guys all surfed at them.
0:29.8	Well, you have it, but most of you guys have.
0:32.4	The water is sucked into an engine room and then spit back out.
0:39.5	And that spit back out is what causes the waves.
0:43.5	This was at a trial of a wave pool.
0:46.2	I'm like getting fucking choked up, even talk about.
0:49.8	He's really close to the wall.
0:52.5	He gets sucked into the engine room of the wave pool.
0:59.3	Under the water sucked into where the vacuums are.
1:03.0	He, in either way, describes it was like out of a saw movie.
1:06.0	He gets sucked in, water fills up the whole room and then water spits out.
1:12.4	Water fills up the whole room, the water spits out, but we're talking about massive
1:16.0	amounts of energy here, right?
1:17.3	So when the water comes in, your tumbling turn in is banging his head on all these different
1:20.8	things.
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