Is your character not as agile as you would like?

Karlik looks at Euphemia and says, I really wish he would have missed and then just falls over.

Is DM's grace in short supply?

Oh, and the candles go out on the Minotar's horns.

Is compassion not your character's strong suit?

Minotar more like beef or more like cannibalism.

I'm asking for a friend.

Is Persuasion your dumpstat?

Be prepared for a caster.

Please do not move on their own.

There's no-caster here.

Listen long enough, and you two might learn how to role play eight charisma.

Hey, we're back, and we are in the middle of a very exciting battle, very exciting.

You know, I don't use the letters T, P, P, P and K very often, but I feel like they might be appropriate here.

I hope not.

I hope not.

We're going to find out, Joe, to find out why your dungeon master is using the letters, T. Pei, T. Pei, what is wrong?

T.P.K. Please give us the summary from last time. What the heck happened?

In the year of our Lord Mord and the Soul of Forger, 1339, is written in the halls of the clan rock seeker, the history of the Frostbred family.

This is a story of their exploits

in and around the town of Fandlin, recorded by Exalted Dane, Olerc Frostbeard. This excerpt has read

to be enlightened those who wish to learn more of the evils of the humble servants, crushed by

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