Is your character not as agile as you would like?

Karlik looks at Euphemia and says, I really wish he would have missed and then just falls over.

Is DM's grace in short supply?

Oh, and the candles go out on the Minotar's horns.

Is compassion not your character's strong suit?

Minotar more like beef or more like cannibalism.

I'm asking for a friend.

Is Persuasion your dumpstat?

Be prepared for a caster.

Please do not move on their own.

There's a little caster here. do not move on their own. There's co-caster here.

Listen long enough, and you two might learn how to role play eight charisma.

All right, welcome back.

It is time as is our want to summarize the last session. And today,

it is John Stern. Thrawl Rick. What happened last time? All right. So real quick, I mentioned

this earlier, but Doc wasn't here. I split this into two things because I got bonked on the head.

So there's BML before memory loss and AML after memory loss. So when last we left our heroes, some would say anti-heroes or just plain evil beings. They were in a standoff with a hobgoblin war band. This band required the hero's horses and dragon parts in order that nobody

get hurt. Carlic, suspecting bug bears behind the demand advanced to negotiate. This led to much

consternation and further debate. Oh, come on now me, boyos. How do we even know they're wrong?

They appeared to be trustworthy enough fellows and determined. Then again,

they might be after me lucky charms. Oh, you betcha, Shadine. Ooh, just a poor group of hobgoblins

trying to gather food for their family, don't you know? I'll just be standing here, scratching myself

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