Is your character not as agile as you would like?

Karlik looks at Euphemia and says, I really wish he would have missed and then just falls over.

Is DM's grace in short supply?

Oh, and the candles go out on the Minotar's horns.

Is compassion not your character's strong suit?

Minotar more like beef or more like cannibalism.

I'm asking for a friend.

Is Persuasion your dumpstat?

Be prepared for a caster.

Please do not move on their own.

There's no-caster here.

Listen long enough, and you two might learn how to roleplay eight charisma.

All right, hey, welcome back, and it's time now for a summary of last session.

And again, our faithful dwarf Ulrich did indeed take the most damage last session.

Thanks to an argument.

So, Joe, what happened last session?

Aye.

So if I remember correctly, we killed the dragon, skin the dragon, went down the road,

ran to a band of hobgoblins who want to take all our food, our dragon pieces, and our horses.

We had Pyrrhic and, let's see, who else were euphemia? And I think Theraw went forward to treat with them, but they were not

willing to make one bit of, one bit of thing. Oh, I forgot. And then they started mentioning something

about a bug bear. Just like that. You were ready to go. And I'm pretty sure that at that point

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