Is your character not as agile as you would like?

Karlik looks at Euphemia and says, I really wish he would have missed and then just falls over.

Is DM's grace in short supply?

Oh, and the candles go out on the Minotar's horns.

Is compassion not your character's strong suit?

Minotar more like beef or more like cannibalism.

I'm asking for a friend.

Is Persuasion your dumpstat?

Be prepared for a caster.

Please do not move on their own.

There's no cocaster here.

Listen long enough, and you two might learn how to roleplay eight charisma.

Hey, everyone, welcome back.

Now, normally, the person who takes the most damage last session will do the summary,

but there's been an addendum brought in by popular demand.

It's whoever takes the Morse damage unless someone tells a really bad joke.

Unless someone inflicts real world psychic damage on the rest of us.

Yes, exactly.

So that winner of that category was definitely Rhaef with his joke last time.

So Raph, we would like to impose upon you to do a summary of last session.

You got it.

I'm not including the joke.

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